Quotes!

PLAYER
Mike's Game
Fraser's Game
Gadge's Game
Marie's Game
Mike
GM
Lorenzo
Bruce
Nickoli
Marie
Ickus
Astus
Edward
GM
Martin
Jules
Illya
Rev. Jim
Carnish
Gadge
Bardok
Kharmaine
GM
Breena
Harvey
J'Hoss*
Quinn*
Equals
Corto
Della
Ericol
Rachel*
Cadfael
Gareth*
Fraser
Lila
GM
Jim C.
Ocktober
Canis
Dregz
Kurn
N/A
Burnt

(J'hoss came after Vogel - Quinn came after Marcus and Teg -- Rachel came after Angelique - Gareth came after Corimac (now an NPC))

Mike's Game

Ericol: Yes, yes, it doesn't do well to think too much.

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Fraser: That's a great description of when Ericol goes to see Vialle, Out of sight, out of mind.

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Ericol: Do you remember what it was we said about Bardok

Narrator: A name synonymous with evil throughout shadow.

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New Ranger: Sir, do you want an escort ALL the way to the castle?

Ericol: Are you suggesting I might not be capable?

Ickus: Now I remember you [suffering from Logrus-induced memory loss]

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Benedict: You haven't done the Logrus have you?

Ickus: That rings a bell ...

Ericol: Slaps head [had used pattern on Ickus]

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Della: I was trying to be inventive, but I was thinking like Ericol.

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Ericol: Do you concede? [after waiting a few hours for an opponent to recover]

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Ickus: Try not to spread it around too much.

Ericol: What?

Ickus: The stuff! (meaning Pattern)

Ericol: I thought you meant my wisdom

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Fiona Kisses Ickus and Ericol before leaving the group...

Mandor: [Imploringly] What about me??

*

Ericol: This is not a laughing matter

Ickus: (Cracks up.)

*

Ericol: Let me at 'im!... Let me at 'im!... Let me at 'im!...

Ickus: Who do you think you are, Scrappy Doo?

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Gerard: Can we come through? [to Ickus over trump]

Ickus: Yeah

Gerard: Come on son.

Ericol: But trumps don't work there!

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Sinclair: I'm gonna jump, you can't stop me! [On a sixth floor ledge]

Ickus: That's suicidal.

Sinclair: Yes.

Ickus: You don't know Ericol by any chance?

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Della: Ericol is in two minds...

Fraser: Wait, he has enough difficulty with one.

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Della: Ericol is a non-group intelligence - the more people there are present the less intelligent he is.

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Gadge: I came first or second in everything apart from strength, warfare , and endurance.

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Oberon: Do you want to pick up Jules?

Gadge: No, I'm not that sort of man.

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Harvey: If we got all three of Della's characters in a circle they'd all say 'I could have you'.

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Ickus: Where the hell are we?

Dworkin: The piss.

Ickus: You mean we're on the piss?

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GM: The first and second mate are hiding.

Della: Ericol is gonna loose his cool.

Harvey: I guess they'll be flat mates now?

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Ericol: See look, returning a horse, alive.

Stable Master: It's been gone all of twenty seconds.

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Ericol: Who are you?

Urick: I am Urick, the Court Jester.

Della: Does that name ring a bell with me?

*

Fraser: We need an escape vehicle, lets use Ericol's brain, there's plenty of room.

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Jules: So when's the wedding?

Miss Air: Whose?

Jules: Ours.

Miss Air: I'll have to kill my husband first.

*

Ericol: I went through six different places at once.

Julian: Wasn't that painful?

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Ericol: rebounds after trying to trump to the courtyard.

Julian: Ah, good, Its not just me then.

*

GM: Another Cain enters the room.

Marie: He's set off a Cain reaction.

*

Mandor: Some people can get on with themselves.

Ickus: So Ericol's stuffed then.

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Ickus: How about adopting Mandor?

Dworkin: OK!

Ickus: Make sure he's not doing anything important.

(Mandor Appears)

Ickus: Are you sure he wasn't doing...

Dworkin: He was with his niece. (Fiona)

Ickus: DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! I hadn't thought of that! I'm sooooooo dead!

*

Marie: You've got two Lords of Chaos with pattern swords...

Martin: What!

*

Marie: (Randomly deciding on Ickus's next phase of Logrus madness) Oh no it's lecherousness....

Martin: So you've galloped to the middle of a forest with Chrysalis...

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Chrysalis: Ickus, what have we been doing?

Ickus: Umm... Biology... Reproducing.... I'm dead meat!

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Benedict: Up on deck Ericol, start scrubbing.

Ericol: But dad said I could have the day off.

Benedict: If you are well enough to whinge you are well enough to work

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GM: Nod bites your leg.

Fraser: It's unusual for Ericol to have his foot in someone else's mouth.

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GM: The blamange is in the shape of a nude Fiona.

Ericol: That's enough to put anyone off their dinner.

*

GM: Nothing, Dalt just glowers at you.

Martin: Set light to him, then he'd be the Glowering Inferno.

*

Gerard: Do you want to spend eight years at medical college?

Dalt: AS a specimen.

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Lila: What do you think we should do?

Chrysalis: Well Ickus has to be committed...

*

Della: Oh dear I'm locked in the castle [smug grin, then realisation dawns]

With the major bad guy ...

*

Ericol: What's goin on?

Flora: Fuck knows!

*

Iandoc: Well I'll go back to the castle, but I won't talk to you.

Ericol: Why?

GM: Silence

*

GM: I cant believe you denied pushing her down the stairs.

Della: Well... um.... you see...

Harvey: When push came to shove...

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Harvey: It is a low tech version of a toaster.

Gadge: What, a stick with a point?

*

Ericol: I've never met anyone as insensitive as you.

All: We have!

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Marie: How do you find Ericol in a chaos orgy?... It ain't hard!

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GM: Kicks a tree. Falls over. The tree that is.

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Jules: [to Ericol] Shut up you, and all I've got for backup is oh... its you.

*

Fraser: What I need to know is what colours...

Della: Gerard's, they're black and blue aren't they?

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Amon Phiss: Talk about what person defends which wall.

Della: No What's on first, Who's on second.

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Julian: I think we should all eat well tonight, Benedict will be here soon.

Lila: And he'll eat all the food.

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Harvey: Well, it'll either work or it won't.

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Harvey: Is it a choppable offable thing?

*

Martin: Are you aware that Vogel's head has parted company from his body?

*

Lila: I take it you know what happened to Vogel?

Ickus: Yeah, his head came off.

*

Bardok: We can go to a high tech, fast, shadow where we can heal faster.

Guard: Heal faster so we can go on a dangerous mission? No thank you boss.

Ericol: I'll go! I'll go! I'll go!

Guard: I should have known it would have worked on him.

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Corwin: Let me introduce you to my nephews... and that's Ericol behind the bushes.

*

Fraser: Harvey and I have got it, an 8 point item, false teeth, which prevent Ericol from saying anything stupid.

Della: I'd be playing a mute!

*

Random: You're prepared to die for Amber?

Ericol: If any action causes my death then yeah.

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Ericol: Well I have to bury my Percy...

Fraser: That's all he's got on his mind...

Marie: (As Ericol) Not now Caine, I'm burying my Percy...

*

Lila: I'll just have to grin and bear it.

Gadge: Only a shapeshifter can really do it.

*

Gerard: Why don't you ask Jurt?

Ericol: Who?

Gerard: Your son!

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GM: Caine will give you a trump with a question mark on it.

Gadge: Its a close up of The Riddler.

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Fraser: How's Julian getting about - on a clockwork leg?

GM: Sort of, but its more flexible.

Fraser: So its safe to wind up Julian at the moment?

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Ickus: Your growing on me Julian... Get off!

*

Servant: Mr Oberon, formally known as king.

Lila: I suppose he's changed his name to a silly symbol.

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Jules: Don't forget to report what Ericol saw.

GM: Stars? [Ericol had just been punched downstairs by Oberon]

*

GM: They're riding horses, dressed casually.

Martin: Why are the horses casually dressed?

*

Gadge: Considering its a good idea Bardok won't do it.

*

Oberon: I think our Brand was insane, something pushed him over the edge.

*

GM: What does Jules think of Mandor?

Martin: Dark, foreboding , evil...

Harvey: No change there then.

*

Ickus: Do we get an A for effort?

Mandor: Or for arseholes...

*

Ericol: Can I go to the Courts please?

Oberon: NO.

Ericol: Pardon?

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Fraser: That will be some small comfort while the universe disintegrates - it was Ericol's fault.

*

Martin: This is the knife in your back - Ericol is defending you.

*

Julian: I think its time to start your basic training with the hell hounds

Fraser: Pickup... Throw... 'FETCH!'

*

GM: I can see it now - Ericol and Rudy reminiscing across the table saying 'Ah, I remember it well'

Marie: You were a boy... No a girl.

*

Martin: ....bet he has bad breath.

Della: Just like Ericol, he always talks out his arse!

*

Ericol: Has Lila given birth then?

Lila: No Ericol, I've just been a fat bitch for nine months.

*

Lila: You start your gypsies young then?

Amon: From birth really.

*

Ickus: You should do what you want to do, not what other people say you should do.... Oh this is great, coming from... Captain Hypocrite!

*

Ickus: Why do you put up with him?

Mandor: He's powerful

Harvey: He can wiggle his ears.

GM: [Mandor] It worse than that, he can wiggle my ears!

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Bleys: [After being beaten up by Oberon] I almost had him

*

Ericol: I want to become a diplomat from Amber to the Courts.

Oberon: Any particular reason?

Fraser: We haven't had a war lately?

*

Marie: Finally Ericol and Gerard are united against a common enemy...

Martin: Intelligence?

*

Jurt: I challenge you to duel.... Jules

Marie: You've got ages [Jules] - He's got to count to three!

*

Bardok: So are you going to tell me or are you not at liberty to divulge the content of your brain?

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'Ickus' Gnomes: Benedict is a dick and we all know he is thick.

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Gadge: Where is Ickus' psychic barrier?

Harvey: It's called Mandor, and its standing right next to him.

*

GM: Bardok finds Benedict walking up to him.

Gadge: How's he doing it?

GM: With his legs and feet.

*

Benedict: If you should be in Amber, Jules and Bardok have been turned into trees.

Ickus: I wasn't planning to be... at that end.

Marie: I was going to say 'in that neck of the woods'.

*

Priest: I will fear no Evil.

Ickus: But weevils aren't very scary

*

Bardok: Of course I'm a member of my family.

*

Benedict: Caine has only two switches - on and moron.

*

Ickus: Do you know where Oberon is?

Dworkin: He's hiding.

Ickus: Why?

Dworkin: I guess he doesn't want to be found.

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Jules: So what's your cunning plan to get out of here?

Bardok: Make like a tree and leave.

*

Caine: You two realise you could be Ambassadors to Arden? [To Jules and Bardok]

*

Ickus: I'm too bloody smart for my own good.

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Flora: Caine's 100 times the man you'll ever be

Ickus: I thought incest was illegal ...

GM: Flora blushes bright red!

*

Caine: Servants - You know these people scurrying about the castle in plain clothes.

*

Marie: Amberites aren't that fertile. One time, just that one time...

Della: But Ickus is a Chaosite.

*

Gadge: How long do you think it will be before Amelia says "Ericol if you really love me you'd shut up."

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Amelia: If there's danger I want to come along.

Ericol: [Mutters] God, just like my daughter.

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Ickus: Are her clothes wearing out, or is she just wearing less?

Mandor: I think its a seduction ploy, she's wearing less.

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Raggle: I feel shick, but I dint drunk tha mush...

Ickus: Well you know who to blame?

Ragel: No.

Ickus: I won't point it out, he's my best friend.

*

Lila: Get the judicial system sorted, you could be a judge... That way you'd be the Jules of Judgement.

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Ickus: What happened to enquiring minds?

Oberon: They're in house Malbranchi I believe.

Ickus: Yeah, in little glass jars ...

*

Lila: Jules have you still got that pain in the arse ring?

Jules: Might have....

*

Bardok: I bet Fiona could crack a damn good whip.

Lila: I thinks that's a bit too Freudian for you to say.

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GM: So are you worried about your mother?

Gadge: No once they reach a certain age you have to learn to let them go.

*

Gadge: Trump Benny Wenny Woo

*

GM: Falstaff's image winks out.

Martin: Falstaff's a complete winker.

*

Eric: Consider me a belligerent relative.

Bardok: Well I won't be sarcastic then.

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Ickus: Mandor, can you get me a few more samples of Chaosite blood?

Mandor: Certainly.

Ickus: From volunteers

Mandor: Oh, you have to put all these obstacles in the way.

*

GM: Well Julian's OK

Martin: Well you assume he's OK, all you can see is a suit of armour, he could be using a remote control.

*

Amelia: I thought there were no secrets between us?

Ericol: There are none worth mentioning.

*

Mandor: #2 Of course you could be clever ...

Ickus: Do I look clever?

*

Mandor: Don't you ever think Ericol?

Ericol: Don't insult me.

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Bardok: Hey I never tried to kill on of my relatives... Recently.

*

Bardok: Ericol was right. No wonder he's in shock.

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Bardok: We were interrupted by a servant..

Ickus: Who turned into a 16 foot giant and started having a ruck with Gerard.

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GM: You're getting a trump call from Oberon.

Ickus: (In ferret form) Eek-Eek-Eek...

Oberon: Speak mentally.

Ickus: Oh yeah.

*

Marie: How can you be doped out of your skull and not in your body?

Harvey: I thought that was the whole point

*

Ickus: Well Dara sort of helps round the house.

*

Fraser: Ickus and Mandor, worried that they might run out of trouble, generated some more.

*

Jules: My head still hurts.

Oberon: Serves you right for getting Logrus and not Pattern.

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Della: It made so much sense, Ericol is so much smarter than Gerard.

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Martin: Don't forget Gerard's advice - one kiss can lead to kids.

Marie: That's the kind of dumbass thing he would say!

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J'hos: If you decide to go you'd better be ready to come back dead quick.

Lila: I'd rather come back alive quick!

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Fraser: Jules has just astounded them by making a bottle of wine disappear .

GM: He's been doing that all evening, but not quite that way

*

Mandor: It's hardly a fair contest if you take away everything I got advantages in.

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Chamberlain: Perhaps he's run out of jokes, Sire.

Ericol: I'm being held by one, aren't I?

*

GM: The sword lashes out and kills a guard.

Bardok: Yoikes!... Sorry.

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Brand: [After being hit] Ungrateful Brat.

Bardok: Reflex action, sorry.

*

Fiona: [Having altered the minds of the surrendering group]

We're going to surrender.

Ericol: Are you sure?

Fiona: We've made our minds up.

*

Marie: [About Jules who had lost a leg] First a tree, now a stump.

*

Gerard: Reason Son. You know the use of intellectual capacity.

Ericol: Pot. Kettle. Black.

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BACK to the top!

Fraser's Game

*

Rachel: I'd like to get to know you better.

GM: Moon hugs you.

Rachel: Not that way.

*

GM: You spend 10 - 15 minutes helping Llewella get ready for breakfast.

Gadge: Tying her bib on?

*

GM: You see Cassandra trying to carry Bleys.

Martin: God, she'll go with anyone.

*

GM: The building starts moving away.

Astus: Way to go Lorenzo, you've put the frighteners on a building.

*

Lorenzo: It wouldn't happen to be that building over there.

Julienne: No that's just a building.

Lorenzo: A rather scared one at that.

*

Dworkin: [In Rebma] Has Random been doing something with the Jewel again? It's rather humid today.

*

Dockmaster: No one will forget the exercise program you started

Astus: Good, good.

Mike: What, running between pubs?

*

Gadge: I take it electricity doesn't work in Rebma?

*

Flora: If you ask any of the serpents... er servants

*

Mike: Does Illya Actually know about caring relationships?

Martin: She's heard of them.

*

Astus: (Holding a loaded revolver to his own head) Tell me what she told you.

Lorenzo: Or you'll blow your brains out?

Astus: Yes!

*

GM: Well you appear to remember your medical training.

Marie: Doesn't mean it happened though.

*

Astus: You never learn do you, Bulldog.

Bulldog: I try not to.

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Benedict: I have the moral upper ground.

Astus: Since when have morals been made of bricks?

*

Astus: I'm really fond of shadow, even if it doesn't really exist.

*

Illya: I think Kharmaine realises the seriousness of her actions

Gadge: She realises Illya is a bitch.

*

Astus: If we're gonna fuck everything up, lets do it right.

*

Stable Master: AAARRRGH Astus [FX Bolt, Bolt, Lock Lock]

Marie: I don't know why he bothers, he never wins the argument.

*

Gadge: If Moon's going to go through then I'll ask him to take me through.

GM: You're insane.

Gadge: Whoops.

*

Astus: You just made Jarok king of Chaos. You Bastard! No daughter of mine is going to marry the king of Chaos.

*

Swayville: So I guess I'd better lock you up.

Illya: No you can't do that, I'm supposed to be spying for Benny.

*

Kharmaine: Look Sire...

Gerard: Sire?! Well I have been referred to as king of the sea ...

*

Illya: I'm safe in a cell at the moment.

Benedict: I'd say you were half right.

*

Dark: I think you should be aware that its the girls birthday next week.

Astus: Which one?

Harvey: But they're twins.

*

Mistletoe: The bad news is the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem survived.

Astus: Maybe we can put them to use.

Mike: Pressing grapes?

*

GM: The evening meal has come to the desert stage.

Mike: RUN!

*

Dark: I think, Lorenzo, that Jasmine takes after her father.

Lorenzo: So Anna is the sensible one.

*

Kharmaine: [after finding home pregnancy test in daughter's room] What have you been doing?

*

Kharmaine: ... hang round the town a lot.

Katherine: [Kharmaine's daughter] What, on street corners?

*

Astus: Think of the kids Hazlen, they've always looked up to you... except when they grew taller than you.

*

Astus: [Having been thoroughly beaten up] Have you ever heard of the phrase 'Giving till it hurts'?

*

Martin: Its sooo tempting... OK what the hell - I'll zap him with a lightning bolt.

GM: ZAP! He falls back down the hole...

Illya: [After looking at the remains] Whoops killed the only survivor.

*

Benedict: If I didn't know better I'd say Astus is getting some sort of psychotic kink.

*

Dark: Lorenzo is doing incredibly dangerous stuff.

Astus: Aww not fair!

*

Moon: Julienne said it was a sphincter's heart?

*

Martin: What position did he hold, how many times did I trump him while I was King... Queen.

*

GM: [Swayville] I guess all that's left to do is find Swayville

Mike: Look in a mirror, man.

*

Martin: Who called my kid Julienne

All: You Did!

Martin: Its just that in my diary her name is Justine.

*

Julienne: [Recovering Nut Case, on being shown various trumps by Illya]

(Dark) Puddy - Tat

(Kharmaine) Stoo - pid

(Astus) Psycho

(Gerard) Thug

(Benedict) Bully

(Fiona) Bossy Cow

*

Martin: This is gonna be Astus' ultimate thing - getting Morgenstern killed.

*

Gadge: As I hell walk on a horse.

*

GM: You feel if you concentrate a bit harder....

Mike: You're head will explode.

*

Rachel: ... Until I learn the Art of Patience... so god knows how long that's gonna take.

*

Astus: Don't do anything I'd do.

*

Random: Kurn, isn't it?

Kurn: I believe so.

*

Kurn: (Speaking of Astus' sword) Didn't He-Man have one like that?

Astus: Death is still an option.

*

Illya: What are you doing so far out of town?

Benedict: That'd be telling.

Illya: Aww go on then.

*

Lorenzo: That might not be a good name to say.

Kharmaine: What the S. word? [Suhey]

Lorenzo: Yes. What happened?

Kharmaine: ... and Suhey dragged me away. (promptly disappears)

*

Random: Teg sacrificed himself and most of his agents to take out Finndo.

Astus: Well I'm glad he was of some use.

*

Gerard: Lean forward. [Having passed grease paint etc to Astus]

GM: Tha-dunk. He's stuck something to your forehead.

Marie: What is it?

GM: A number 1.

Gerard: So you can paint by number.

*

Red Feather: Remember why you are here.

Astus: Cos my father made me come.

*

(Gerard comes falling out of the sky to land loudly but safely)

Lorenzo: Head in the clouds, uncle?

Gerard: Ho bloody Ho.

Astus: It's Santa come down the chimney.

*

Kharmaine: You've just had your consciousness expanded - it sounds a bit like a trip but isn't.

*

BACK to the top!

Gadge's Game

Della: (Laughs)... Character laughing... No No No Player laughimg

*

Edward: If you are going to drink yourself stupid do it on your own money.

Rev Jim: I don't need to drink to be stupid.

*

Martin: What's sniggering?

GM: The tables in general.

*

Marie: Yeah I'll just wrap it up and put it(a finger) in a pocket.

GM: So next time you give someone the finger...

*

GM: It's just a half baked thought I decided not to bake fully.

*

McBain: Did you just hit him?

Bruce: He would have made me break my promise.

McBain: What promise?

Bruce: To hit him if he changed his mind.

*

McBain: We have six hours to solve the problems.

Fraser: Mission Impossible.

*

Equals +Edward: [To the tune of Hitler has only got one ball] The Serpent has only got one eye.

*

Abe: I'm only going to be cannon fodder if my own side throws cannons at me.

*

Edward: Many great men have been imprisoned before.

Flora: And many great men after you, but that does not mean you are a great man.

*

Jim C.: You mean she's the daughter of Random and Oberon?

*

Mike: He'll be swinging hoping to hit the guy in the chest with his feet.

Fraser: Does he go 'WHEEEEEEEEEEE'?

*

GM: And the Reverend Jim will be cheerfully oblivious?

Martin: What!?

*

Della: Cadfael will go to the kitchen for something simple.

Marie: Like Gerard.

*

Dworkin: Have you been procreating behind my back?

*

Carac: I assume Caine's done something to make Gerard think?

*

Jim C.: I know all sorts of things about the Pattern.

Theo: Such as?

Jim C.: Its swirly.

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BACK to the top

Marie's Game

Gerard : Viola Corimac, you're in Paris.

Corimac: I only ate a toffee.

*

Gerard : You are distracting my line of thought.

Corimac : You have one?

*

Benedict : Corimac what makes you think the Universe revolves around you?

Gadge on Corimac's behalf : When I shift the Universe moves.

*

Corimac : Bleys sent me to find you.

Benedict : Why?

Corimac : He had a message.

Benedict : What was the message?

Corimac : You do have to watch over me 24 hours a day.

*

Corimac : I'll go off and think a bit.

GM: Its a first for Corimac.

*

Random : I've already told you what you can do.

Corimac : What?

Gadge : Fuck off and die.

*

Random to Breena about Crazy Man Michael : If you'll pardon the expression, he's crackers about you.

*

Carnish : If you can't understand them, they must be words of wisdom.

*

Gareth to October : What do you do?

October : I sometimes blow up lots of buildings with American capitalistic pig dogs. But now I am a diplomat.

*

October : Pull me through?

Carnish : Yeah, oh. (Carnish pulls October through the trump contact)

Waitress in hotel restaurant serving breakfast to the many guests : AAAAHHHHH!

Corto : It's all right he's a magician.

*

GM: A few of the silver balls go whizzing around the room.

Nickoli : Mandor was born in a disco.

October : He was born under a disco sign.

*

Flora asks her just returned son what he wants for breakfast.

October : A large fried breakfast.

Flora : I think fruit would be better.

Ocktober: Fine. So long as its fried.

*

October notices that Benedict has a fork in his hand.

October : Oh shit he's armed.

*

Mandor : Give up. Who is it?

Gareth : Well you called me the victim.

Mandor : Ahh!..... Baaa (sheep sounds).

*

Gareth says to his father : Will relatives talk if I give him a hand?

(A sprinkling of smutty laughter.)

*

October : Corto I can understand showing some concern (about his father, Mandor) . Maybe not ... he's such a bastard.

*

There was a sound of thunder, and the ground shook as Julian rode Morgenstein through the forest towards Gareth and Carnish who couldn't yet see him.

Gareth : What is the thunder?

Carnish : The ground is going to open up ... and Julian will pop out of the ground.

*

Gareth : Can I go down & visit him?

Benedict : Yes so long as you comply with the guards wishes.

Mike for guards : Bend over Gareth.

GM : Sick Puppy, sick Puppy.

*

Della for Gareth : That's Gareth's First Joke.

Gadge : So has Gareth got a sense of humour?

Della : No.

*

Gareth : What you do that for?

Bleys : Privacy.

Gareth : That's what killed my mother.

(Bleys blinkblinkblinks)

*

Random : So much for our hospitality. Wonder how many stars they'll give us.

Nickoli : Depends on how hard they are hit.

*

Dworkin slaps Michael : No. He's gone!

Carnish : Dworkin's a slapper.

*

Breena : Oh shut up you. You killed my goat, you bastard.

*

Mandor to his son Corto : Its never too late to change people's minds about you.

Gadge : Yeah. If your psyches high enough.

*

Random declares Corwin to be dead even though his body still lives as the damage seems irreparable. Breena looks upon her fathers body.

Della, Michael and Harvey : It's Life Breena but not as we know it.

*

Benedict : I've some bad news from Amber. Corwin is Officially dead.

Gareth : Is it of old age?

*

Nickoli walks over and takes Breena's hand

Gadge: Give it back!"

*

Breena is reassured by Random that visions in Tir-na Nog'th are only symbolic. The next day she views her fathers hacked up body.

Gadge: Symbolic my ass.

*

Gareth about his father currently in the cells : I want to talk to him.

Random : To what end?

Della cracks up: I thought he meant what end of Benedict.

Martin: Benedict speaks out of his arse sometimes.

*

Gareth now hysterical at not being let in cell : I want to see my father!

Random slaps Gareth

Mike: A Queue suddenly forms.

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